My dad always has a groan worthy dad joke to tell at dinner or anytime I had a bad day. Here are some that make us smile.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Cancer jokes tend to grow on ya.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
My oncologist does my hair.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.